Creative Writing
Becoming creative writer is not a big deal today. Once you know the rules of the game you will be way high. There are a set of rules to follow:
1. Be an omniscient "know it all" and label it with a tag of free opinion. Don't worry about specialties or those who dogmatically insist on them.
2. Magnify yourself in every piece of writing: you went everywhere, met everyone, had higher education, had smart childhood, never sin, and infallible. Meeting important people denies any claims of emptiness, studying abroad contradicts claims of being narrow-minded, and smart upbringing uplifts you over criticism and justify your neglect of it.
3. Attack common values and insult cultures and believes. Those restricted areas are the ones make you heard loud and clear. Don't worry about those back-warded who will always try to block your creativeness.
4. Invite controversy: find those areas of conflict and add yeast to brew to stimulate more conflict and insist on bringing them up and discuss them bluntly and openly, even if they contradict the common sense and believe.
5. Use connotations of offensive expressions known by everyone, yet be prepared for denying how others perceive them. You have been a smart child. Remember?
6. Don't worry about becoming the enemy of everyone because seeing your name in print worth becoming so.
7. Find yourself connections "wastah" in many publishing firms to help in two ways: one, to allow you to have your writing published; two, to block any criticism of your wonderful writing.
8. A word of wisdom "lie until believed" is one of the best to adhere to, so chew and re-chew and re-chew till absorbed.
Ahmad Al-Sagir
Becoming creative writer is not a big deal today. Once you know the rules of the game you will be way high. There are a set of rules to follow:
1. Be an omniscient "know it all" and label it with a tag of free opinion. Don't worry about specialties or those who dogmatically insist on them.
2. Magnify yourself in every piece of writing: you went everywhere, met everyone, had higher education, had smart childhood, never sin, and infallible. Meeting important people denies any claims of emptiness, studying abroad contradicts claims of being narrow-minded, and smart upbringing uplifts you over criticism and justify your neglect of it.
3. Attack common values and insult cultures and believes. Those restricted areas are the ones make you heard loud and clear. Don't worry about those back-warded who will always try to block your creativeness.
4. Invite controversy: find those areas of conflict and add yeast to brew to stimulate more conflict and insist on bringing them up and discuss them bluntly and openly, even if they contradict the common sense and believe.
5. Use connotations of offensive expressions known by everyone, yet be prepared for denying how others perceive them. You have been a smart child. Remember?
6. Don't worry about becoming the enemy of everyone because seeing your name in print worth becoming so.
7. Find yourself connections "wastah" in many publishing firms to help in two ways: one, to allow you to have your writing published; two, to block any criticism of your wonderful writing.
8. A word of wisdom "lie until believed" is one of the best to adhere to, so chew and re-chew and re-chew till absorbed.
Ahmad Al-Sagir
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